cpk 2008-6-13 14:30
Birth Control and Sleep
[color=black][font=Arial]An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills."[/font]
[font=Arial]Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?"[/font]
[font=Arial]The woman responded, "They help me sleep better."[/font]
[font=Arial]The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?"[/font]
[font=Arial]The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep better at night."[/font]
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